VERONICA: Good evening Fandom, this is Veronica and this is my last ever radio broadcast. *sounds of sniffling* No, I'm not crying. Shut up.

ARCHIE: And neither -- *sniff* -- am I. There's . . . a very strong smell of onions in here for some reason. Yes.

VERONICA: Exactly. We should start so we don't have to smell it for too long.

( Cut for Veronica and Archie's last radio broadcast WOE )

Ahoyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy there, Fandom! This is Acting Private Lieutenanteer Archie Kennedy with you on this fine and oddly fuzzy night -- hard to starboard, look out for those rocks! Oh. That's just my microphone. *giggle* I had sake. It rhymes with hockey. I played hockey a little bit last fall! And there is news! Yes! That's why I'm ( Read more... )

Ahoy there, Fandom! This is Privateer Archie Kennedy here with you on the airwaves tonight. Shall we commence with the debriefing? Yes, I rather thought so.

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Workshopping

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*faintly muffled Nokia default ringtone, in obnoxious polyphonic glory*

Hello and good evening, Fandom! This is Lieutenant Archie Kennedy, back at the helm this week. Did you miss me? Don't mind the -- *beep beep boop* -- noise, I'm still figuring out the quirks of my new phone. Yes, I have a cell phone now. Try not to faint ( Read more... )

Er . . . hello, Fandom. This is Lieutenant . . . yes, damn you, I said Lieutenant. No, there's no need to look at me like that. There's not a damn thing you can do about it now, is there? As I was saying, this is Lieutenant Archie Kennedy at the helm with you tonight here on Fandom Radio -- and I'd do it a damn sight better than you would, Jack ( Read more... )

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Workshopping

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Hello and a good, sticky evening to you, Fandom! This is Lieutenant Archie Kennedy, and in case you didn't notice, it's raining pudding. Or what you Americans call pudding, at any rate, and that's a good thing. Just be glad it wasn't the sort we got on board ship. Worse than alien Twinkies from the sky, I assure you. This sort of pudding is ( Read more... )

Hello and good evening to you, Fandom! This is Lieutenant Archie Kennedy, and I did not get lost in the woods today. I didn't do much of anything else, actually, but at least I did not get lost in the woods. I consider this an accomplishment.

Schooling of the Outdoorsy Type

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